Weird Word Thursday: Vol. 3

I know word verification is not going away anytime soon, but I figure I can at least have a little fun with it. So, I present you with Weird Word Thursday. Each week, I will feature my favorite non-word from the many word verifications I've encountered and make up a definition. This week...

Conecu [kuh-nekt-yoo]
-verb
What the operator says when you call 4-1-1

Example: "The phone number for Pizza Hut on 102 Avenue is 555-1234. I'll conecu you now."

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