Marlie: Mommy, the baby doesn't have any teeth
Me: I know honey, he's a baby
Marlie: Mommy, do you have any teeth?
Me: Yes I do
Marlie: I don't have a tail (her word for p_nis) like the baby. Do you have a tail mommy?
Me: No Marlie. Girls don't have tails. I'm a girl.
Marlie: You're not a girl, you're a mommy!
Me: I'm a girl too.
Marlie: Oh. What's your name?
Marlie: What's daddy's name?
Marlie: What's the baby's name?
Marlie: What's my name?
Me: Marlie, silly!
Marlie: What's that man's name?
Marlie: Over there!
Me: I don't know Marlie.
Me: Because mommy doesn't know everything!